Oh, as I went home on Monday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her
"Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be?" 
Ay, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
Still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before.

Tuesday - Coat behind the door 
Woolen blanket - Buttons on a blanket 

Wednesday - Pipe upon the chair
Tin-whistle - Tobacco in a tin-whistle

Thursday - two boots beneath the bed
They're two lovely geranium pots - laces in geranium pots 

Friday - head upon the bed
Baby boy - baby boy with his whiskers on