Ham and eggs, Ham and eggs, 
I like mine fried nice and brown. 
I like mine fried up side down. 
Ham and eggs, Ham and eggs,
Flip 'em, Flop 'em, Flop 'em, Flip 'em, 
Ham and eggs!

I zicka zimba, zimba, zimba
zicka zimba, zimba, hey 
I zicka zimba, zimba, zimba 
I zicka zimba, zimba, hey 

Hold him down, you Zulu warrior!
Hold him down, you Zulu chief, 
Chief chief chief...

In eighteen hundred and fifty-one
The American railway just begun
The American railway just begun
Working on the railway.

Patsy-o-ree-o-ree-ay
Patsy-o-ree-o-ree-ay
Patsy-o-ree-o-ree-ay
Working on the railway.

repeat verse and chorus, using:

1852 I found myself with nothing to do.
1853 the foreman came and started me.
1854 my back was bent, and my knees were sore.
1855 I found myself more dead than alive.
1856 I dropped a box of dynamite sticks.
1857 I found myself on the way to heaven.
1858 I picked the lock on the pearly gates.
1859 a pair of wings and a harp divine.
1850-10 if you want any more you can sing it again.

Oh, as I went home on Monday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her
"Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be?" 
Ay, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
Still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before.

Tuesday - Coat behind the door 
Woolen blanket - Buttons on a blanket 

Wednesday - Pipe upon the chair
Tin-whistle - Tobacco in a tin-whistle

Thursday - two boots beneath the bed
They're two lovely geranium pots - laces in geranium pots 

Friday - head upon the bed
Baby boy - baby boy with his whiskers on